Seller: Oh, hello. you here about the house?
Buyer: Yes.
Seller: Come . Well, is the hall.
Buyer: Hmm, big.
Seller: Oh, this our dog. Down, boy. Sit. Good boy. There three downstairs. Oh, and a toilet, . This is the . This is the dining . No, don't down!
Buyer: Oh!
Seller: That's cat. And this is kitchen.
Buyer: Very nice.
Seller: And now can .
Buyer: Excuse , the toilet?
Seller: Oh, sorry, the loo is the .
Buyer: Thank . Er.., what's door? it a cellar?
Seller: No, don't open ! No, there isn't a cellar here. That's a cupboard.
Buyer : Oh, see.